Free
Free $100 for test driving a Lexus.
http://www.lexusoffer.com/
My time is currently valued at less than that on an hourly basis.... but even if it weren't, I'm too much of a cheapskate to pass that deal up.
CTL- Centurytel at $35, this is a phone-line company in mostly rural areas, about a $3.8Bln market cap and $3Bln in debt. 11.5x P/E, with approximately $600Mln in trailing free cashflow (actual). Calculated a different way (with more onerous tax assumptions), Centurytel's profitability is mapped out below.

I still think these are good companies that will show above-average long-term returns (probably >10%/yr) over the next few years if acquired at current levels. However, the greedy little devil on my shoulder is telling me that it would be much more fun to be able to average-down into the stocks on the declines... it kind of hurts that I was overweighted in the names during the early '08 selloff and not into a position to put more money to work.
MW is 3x the size of JOSB, but both in the same business. Both have ebitda