Joke of the day

Joke of the Day-  " Hey Ben Bernanke, Home Depot called, they want their tools back".

I'd better start making a lot more money in my stock portfolio, because inflations gonna be rippinig America a new asshole...as if it hasn't started already.


In other things, Robert Olstein listed his twenty financial-analysis criteria....thought it was worth posting
OLSTEIN’S TOP TWENTY QUALITY
OF EARNINGS ALERTS
1 Material deviations between net income and free cash flow
2 Material differences between the tax books and shareholder books as
measured by deferred taxes
3 Material changes in balance sheet debt and liquidity ratios
4 Inventories, especially finished goods or raw materials, increasing or
decreasing faster than sales
5 Accounts receivable increasing or decreasing faster than revenue
6 Deviations between depreciation and capital expenditures
7 The repetitiveness and materiality of non-recurring write-offs
8 The role that non-trend line changes in reserves contribute to, or negatively
impact, current earnings
9 The repetitiveness and materiality of non-recurring gains such as sales
from venture capital portfolios
10 The impact and reality of a company’s deferred expense capitalization
policies as it effects reported free cash flow
11 Discretionary expenses deviating materially above and below trend lines
12 The reality, consistency and conservativeness of revenue recognition
techniques when measured against the passing of cash
13 The impact that acquisitions have on sustainable free cash flow and the
growth thereof
14 Changes in other asset accounts
15 The impact of transactions with special-purpose vehicles
16 Pension income and expense recognition measured against the pension
plan’s assumptions and the funded status of the plan
17 Large deviations between pro forma and reported earnings
18 The impact of option transactions on reported free cash flow and the
impact on future results and valuations of the company
19 The capabilities of management as measured by their long-term decision-
making capabilities; especially when problems develop; their attitude
toward risk as measured by the quality of the balance sheet; and
their preparation for a rainy day; their methodology of communicating
with shareholders; and finally their ability and emphasis on returning
value to shareholders
20 Disclosure of material information needed to assess the value of the
company
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Troy Peterson, CFA
Credit Analyst- Americo Life
Phone- 816-391-2039
Fax-       816-391-2037
Email-   Troy.Peterson@americo.com

300 W. 11th St.
Kansas City, MO. 64105

SELL FDX and WM- I'm starting my shot clock

SELL FDX and WM- I'm starting my shot clock

Markets maybe got a week or two to rally more, but think the lows will be retested

Troy Peterson, CFA
Credit Analyst- Americo Life
Phone- 816-391-2039
Fax-       816-391-2037
Email-   Troy.Peterson@americo.com

300 W. 11th St.
Kansas City, MO. 64105

CTL- Centurytel at $35, this is a phone-line company in mostly rural areas, about a $3.8Bln market cap and $3Bln in debt. 11.5x P/E, with approximately $600Mln in trailing free cashflow (actual). Calculated a different way (with more onerous tax assumptions), Centurytel's profitability is mapped out below.

Ebitda- 1325
-interest -220
-taxes(.35)- -350
Capex -300
FCF- $455 (ebitda method fcf)



That equates to about a 12% FCF yield ($455/$3.8Bln), but its actually closer to a 16% yield since I overstated their actual cash taxes. They have a share repurchase authorization for $750Mln, which is like 18% of their shares outstanding. 10% of their stock is held up in 401K/esop plans which means even fewer sellers will be out in the marketplace. This should easily trade up until the implied freecashflow yield is something closer to 8%, which would equate to about $48.80/share , based on a low-end free cashflow forecast of $430Mln/8%= $5,375Mln $5,375Mln/110Mln shares= $48.86 per share This implies 40% upside in the stock.


The company has a lot of debt, which will likely increase given the buyback, but they continue to do a good job switching old phone-line customers over to DSL packages and they should trade at a premium to Citizens Communications (CZN). Currently, CZN trades at EV/sales of 3.7x and ev/ebitda of 6.7x, while CTL trades at 2.6x sales and EV/Ebitda of 5.14x. Both of these multiples imply a 30-40% valuation gap between these similar companies. The free-cashflow numbers make Citizen's still look cheap ($740Mln/$3600= 20% FCF yield), but I believe this represents lower capital investment spending in their infrastructure, which may ultimately come back to bite them. I think the valuation gap mostly exists due to CZN paying a cash dividend of 9%, while CTL pays a yield of .8% (CTL pays its cash through share repurchases, which should prove more efficent as long as they avoid dilutive acquisitions).

Thought this was an interesting equity idea, but would be hesitant to buy the bonds due to the fact that they pay out all of their cash.

Next Idea- Long/Short on MW/JOSB

MW is 3x the size of JOSB, but both in the same business. Both have ebitda
margins of around 16%, but MW has been growing faster than JOSB. MW recently
warned on sales growth and their stock tanked. MW trades at .45x EV/sales, JOSB
trades at .76x sales. I think this is likely to converge, with most likely
outcome being that JOSB falls to MW (rather than MW rising significantly).
I'll map out the idea more fully this afternoon, but it looks pretty
interesting, given how obvious and straightforward the valuation disconnect
appears to be. The JOSB store I drive by every other day always seems to be
empty...

New spec plays possibly worth a multi-day trade.....







Mostly reflective of the market and possibly a number of other stocks, I noticed that these two stocks had interesting island formations. My personal experience is that stocks that are A) Sold off more than 30% from their 52 week highs B) Trading at/near their 52 week lows C) Shown an Island formation at the lows (that resulted in a stock falling at least 3% intraday, but recovering and ending near the opening price of the day) and D) followed up that island formation with a strong bullish-engulfing candle (long white candle) - tend to have the potential for significant outsize gains over the next few weeks. Sometimes the reactions are very explosive, and my target would be for a significant rebound.

In Wamu's case, a minimum of 25% should maybe be targeted, FDX maybe 10%? In either case, the chart pattern shows strong buying and a major reversal on good volume and on oversold conditions. If the chart pattern closes below the bottom of the island formation, its definitely busted and you should just take a loss on the trade. I would tend to say if the stocks close below the top of the island formation that the upside is likely to disappoint, so I may set my stop-loss there.

Since you are reading this blog online, the best way to explain it is that Island-reversal formations are the Jenna Jameson of chart patterns. And by that I mean the Jenna from 10 years ago, not the old-and-busted anorexic Jenna from now. Hope that gives ya some good perspective.

PS- Sadly, my fondness for historical valuation multiples and Chili's salsa has me licking my chops over the 15% decline in EAT (within the week after i bought, of course :), nonetheless this was a long-term trade 6-18 months thats targeting $30/share. The biggest hindrance may be the fact that management blew a bunch of money on share repurchases at high prices in 2007, but restaurants are definitely looking very interesting to me... think the Darden's and Brinker's of the world have the financial wherewithal to outlast a lot of the smaller, lower-margin also-rans. (by comparison, recent LBO's of Outback Steakhouse and Applebee's both occured at >10x Ebitda, with Chili's trading for 5x trailing Ebitda, there appears to be a significant margin-of-safety even if earnings were to temporarily decline for these guys. I may look to add to this position if it declines further, although seeing some insider buying might make me a bit more bullish.